Fun fact: while I am apparently more than happy to make myself the butt (quite literally in this case??) of jokes about having bad hygiene, I actually had to trawl through the entire archives to find someone who could be enough of an asshat in the first panel because everyone I know in real life is too nice.

(Actually, that’s not true; I know plenty of people who’d gladly start a conversation with that first panel’s dialogue, but it’d never be said in the way which would warrant the following panel’s reaction.)

Anyway, this comic was late because there was sneezing, and then I spent a whole goddamned hour trying to think of a title. In the end I couldn’t, hence the one that was.