Despite what an apparent trend in comics over the years might seem to suggest, I am not in general a terribly groady and stinky fellow.

It just happens that — and I’m sure I’m not alone in this — my mind will tend to wander while I’m waiting for things, such as the shower to heat up, and sometimes it’ll wander so far that it ends up taking me with it. I wouldn’t say I have a particularly short attention span exactly, but I guess that’s