So, first off, that first panel there might be the most exaggerated and overly-embellished thing I’ve ever drawn. As a point of reference, I once drew this.

This is officially the longest the bushiest the most extant my beard has ever been, though I still only use the term “beard” in a kind of honorary way; if anything it’s more of an ethereal haze of facial hair, visible only when viewed under optimal lighting conditions. As soon as I find the power chord to my razor though, the whole issue will be behind me.

Actually that’s a lie. Once I find the power chord to my razor there will be an immediate progression from beard, to muttonchops, to handlebar moustache, to oblivion.

Oh, and be sure to check back later this week for another comic!