I’ve been pretty much expecting something like this to happen every day since I turned eighteen.

Comic Transcript:
1.
Chris: Hmm, breakfast, breakfast… Wait. I could have pizza for breakfast! I’m an adult, I can do that!
2.
“Adult Police, freeze!”
3.
AP: For abusing the power of adulthood, we are confiscating the license issued to you at the age of eighteen.
Chris: Wait, what? I never got a license for adulthood…
4.
AP: Oh. Oooh. That, uh… That explains a lot, then.