For all you aspiring artists out there, here is my tried and true 4-step process to creating fancy comics that probably no-one will find funny:

  1. Have a decent meal
  2. Watch Akira
  3. Draw a comic
  4. Realise you have completely forgotten to do Step 1 at all today

I think you’ll find it simple, but effective! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an arm to gnaw off.