I’m pretty sure this is a standard problem when it comes to creating world-changing works; just like creative block, writer’s elbow, or that sudden inescapable fear of one’s own mortality, “art butt” is just another obstacle everyone has to work their way through when attempting to start such a monumental project.

A blank page can be one of the most daunting things any writer or artist can face. What better way to dissolve that tension than just filling every blank page you find with butts? It’s the closest you can come to picturing them on the toilet, without risking clogging the toilet. Maybe I’m not the best person to ask for advice, though.

On the plus side, all the characters are going to have the most believable looking rumps.