I’m not even kidding, the pizza tasted like a nightmare. As in the ACTUAL TASTE of having a nightmare. With every bite I felt my mind unravelling, forcing me to question the very existence of reality as I was aware of it.

On a related note, if you want to taste that distinct flavour of waking up AFTER a nightmare, do the following:

1. Take a swig of cola
2. Put a pistachio in your mouth
3. Take another swig, but don’t swallow right away
4. Chew the pistachio
5. Swallow

If everything went right, step 6 should basically consist of reeling in slight confusion and/or terror!

And in lighter news, HOLY MOLY!! There is more snow here than I’ve ever seen before (in England anyhow) – there’s about 6 inches of snow covering everything!
Hell, there’s even an inch of snow on the godsdamned TELEPHONE WIRES!

Anyway, I hope y’all had a fun holiday and a happy new year! It is now 2010, the year of ME USING CAPS LOCK TO SIMULATE YELLING MORE THAN USUAL!

Because it’s 2010 and that’s IN THE FUTURE! And now SO ARE WE!!