1.
Chris: I heard Cam shaved for the first time this year. Personally I can’t imagine it. Last time I saw him without his lil’ wolfey beard we were both in highschool.
It’s like it’s actually a part of him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he keeps it in a jar next to his tonsils.
2.
Chris: GAAAAAAHHH HOLY CRAP!!!
3.
Chris: What’s with the ponytail?
Cam: Ammi tied it back for me to look smart for work!
4.
Cam: [as Chris takes his hair out of a ponytail] Mind telling me what the hell you’re doing, ya bastard?
5.
Chris: Bringing order and balance back to the universe!
6.
Cam: Hippy!
Chris: Beatnick!