Tasha recently got me into watching Breaking Bad, which is an excellent series, but which also has one glaring plot-hole throughout: nobody once — not even once — pulls out the “duo of cabaret magicians” line. Then again, that could be for the same reason the Power Rangers never thought to hop in their giant robots until the final third; if we gave Walter White and Jesse Pinkman such a foolproof ticket to freedom, where then would be the show?

I’m only up to season four right now though, so I guess there’s still time? Who knows.

But hey, writers on Breaking Bad: this one’s a freebie!